When faced with economizing, I find I feel resentful only if my efforts are devoid of some greater truth:
- Repurposing will give me a creative outlet
- I will discover there's beauty in living simply
- I don't need retail therapy, I already have everything I need, and I WILL cultivate that attitude of gratitude
- If I make my own laundry detergent I'll save a wad of dough
Deep thoughts like that. Still, after three years of being on the unemployment merry go round I have to say that I just wish I could have our old life back. Silly me, I liked having health insurance and who thinks regular paychecks aren't AWESOME raise your hand. Besides, over my lifetime, on the consumption of goods and resources scale, I have, by design, a nearly negligible history, so much so that I believe I don't really need to do another thing to save the environment. That's right, I could stop recycling and repurposing and run the AC on high day and night and no one could say a word. My carbon footprint is relatively pristine. And it's for sale. Anyone?
Which brings us to the subject of homemade laundry detergent. I admit that I like the good stuff, the pricy kind that actually cleans clothes without damaging them, my machine, or my dryer. So when I ran across a
blog post that described how to make your own laundry detergent, initially I was alarmed when I began to experience withdrawal symptoms. In this homemade version laundry detergent is made from three ingredients:
washing soda,
borax, and
Fels Naptha or
Dr Bronner's soap. Could it be that something so simple and so fantastically cheap actually cleans clothes I wondered. Then I started looking into what actually goes into laundry detergent which is lots of fancy shmancy chemicals - mostly surfactants. Better living through science, right?
Now I know what you're thinking, without all those chemicals, will it work? You betcha, it's a perfect mashup of the old and the new. The only drawback I've seen so far is that the liquid version sometimes leaves a residue at the water line which can be wiped off with white vinegar. Better still, just put white vinegar in where the fabric softener normally goes and, voila! Clean, soft clothes and no more equity loans to finance that big box laundry detergent habit.
Which is a big relief. After spending countless hours of running our proprietary algorithms I have been informed by the R & D Department here at The Piazza Uccello Foundation that the difference in cost between the two versions is totally wack:
- Big Box Detergent = $.14 a load (prolly way more, $.18?).
- Old Is New Again Formula = about $.2 (maybe) a load.
That might not seem like much but laying down $20.00 -$25.00 for a box or bottle versus less than $1.00 for the homemade version = Extreme Gratifiaction + Big Savings over a year's time. Extensive research and experimentation also shows that there are as many configurations for Artisanal Laundry Detergent as there are makers but so far this semi-secret recipe is what works best here at Piazza Uccello:
Gather up:
- your choice of washing machine
- a Microplane or cheese grater
- washing Soda
- borax
- Fels Naptha or Dr Bronner's bar soap
- a funnel
- container/two empty gallon milk jugs or vinegar jugs
- a tablespoon/measuring cup or lid left over from your commercial detergent
- white vinegar
- optional: essential oil of your choice
Do most of this:
- If you don't already own one invest in a Microplane (you can buy one meant for kitchen work instead but this is the one I have and I know it works). Mine came as a freebie when I signed up for a magazine subscription and it's useful for many things in the kitchen despite being a woodworking tool but when it comes to grating soap it is nonpareil. By using it to grate the soap it means, IMHO, that you don't have to convert the detergent into a messy liquid because the soap is reduced to a fine powder. You also don't have to use your food processor or blender to break it down further after you've used a cheese grater as some have suggested doing.
- Bite the bullet and save lots of gas and time and go to Walmart and buy Washing Soda, Borax, a bar of Fels Naptha soap (it's my understanding that it no longer contains some of the nasty chemicals it used to) and a gallon of white vinegar. All of that will set you back about $12.00 and it will last for a very, very, very long time. If you prefer to use Dr Bronner's soap you can get it at your local food coop.
- Grate 1/3 of the bar of soap
- Measure out 1/2 cup each of washing soda and borax
- This is where you have to decide if you want to melt the soap in boiling water or just stay with the dry formula. If you want the dry formula, just mix the three ingredients together and put it in your choice of a container. Jab the measuring spoon in there and you're in business. I use 1-2 TBSP per load.
- If you want to melt it down, stir the grated soap into 4 cups of water, bring to a boil, add 4 more cups of water and the other two ingredients and stir until dissolved. Pour half into an empty gallon milk jug and half into another. It's really goopy at this point so be sure you have a funnel. Finally, add 11 cups of water to each milk jug and shake to evenly distribute the soap. Using your recycled measuring cup add half a cup in each full load.
- Wait 24 hours, stirring with wooden skewer or shaking occasionally.
- You can also add a few drops of your favorite essential oil to either formula. It will wash out but it smells lovely while the washer is running.
- Use white vinegar in lieu of fabric softener and to wipe away any residue at the waterline.
- Bonus: Fels Naptha is also good for pretreating clothes. Just rub the bar into the spot and let sit for a spell before washing. I don't know about Bronner's because I haven't tried it.
Finally, we dry our laundry on the line but when I have used the dryer the clothes are no different than if I used commercial detergent so it's a win/win situation all around. And if you doubt my process cruise around the interwebs and be amazed to find how many people are converting to a homemade version of laundry detergent. And don't be alarmed if you don't see any bubbles during the wash cycle, in fact, there shouldn't be any.
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